What is a creampie? It’s a term coined in the pornography industry – used to describe the act of having unprotected sex and ejaculating inside the vagina or anus (anal creampie) of the girl you’re having sex with. When you can see the jizz ooze out of her hole, this is referred to as the creampie.
When asking anybody born in the previous generation, they would tell you that a creampie is simply a delicious dessert enjoyed at a dinner party or a children’s party. Your average creampie is usually made up of a biscuit crust, custard-like filling and a topping of cream.
Other than dessert, cream pies have also been used historically at carnivals and similar such events where they are thrown in people’s faces, simply for the fun of it and to get a few laughs.
The type of creampie being referred to here, however, is something entirely different.
What is a creampie?
The concept of a creampie originated in pornography, and it can refer to one of a few different concepts with slight variations. Firstly, a creampie can simply be the concept of engaging in unprotected sex.
A creampie can also refer simply to ejaculating into someone without the use of protection. Yet another definition of a creampie could be the actual ejaculate that either drips out (or is pushed out) of the vagina, ass or mouth into which it was deposited.
Eating the creampie means that the guy who has blown his load into the girl actually eats his own jizz out of her. It also doesn’t necessarily need to be him that eats it. Perhaps there’s a third party involved, and they might want to be the lucky recipient who has the privilege of eating the creampie.
Any way you look at it, a creampie goes back to the most primal form of sex, being unprotected penis-in-vagina sex. This is the way that people have been having sex since the beginning of time, be it for the purposes of reproduction or for pleasure.
With time, the concept has adapted and changed to suit contemporary society, and people have created their own interpretations of what a creampie actually is. Sometimes, when a guy blows his load into the mouth of a girl, there’s another term used called an “oral creampie” or a “throatpie”.
A vaginal creampie sometimes goes by a different name, breeding. This is a fetish where the participant is turned on by risk of pregnancy. That doesn’t mean that they are actually engaging in risky behaviour, it can simply be a fantasy and part of role-play and dirty talk.
A creampie refers not just vaginal sex but also to anal sex, whether with a males or females. And the closely related act of eating a creampie from the ass is called felching.
For some people, the concept of eating their own semen or someone else’s semen is a disgusting idea which they would never imagine doing. For other people, though, it could be a major turn on and could be a requirement for them to really enjoy their sexual experience.
What Is The Fascination With Creampies?
For some people, a creampie is their ultimate sexual fantasy and the sexual experience would be incomplete without it. The reasons for this are naturally highly dependent on the individual and their own sexual preferences.
For the most part, the fascination can be pinned down to the fact that unprotected sex goes back to the most primal form of sex. Natural, unprotected skin-on-skin sex is as authentic as sex can be, and due to the prevalence of STIs and the risk of pregnancy, this type of sex has become less common.
Due to the fact that unprotected sex has become a less common experience, especially when referring to casual sex, the concept has become somewhat taboo. The rarity of the experience, combined with the potential risks associated with it has caused it to become an even more exciting experience.
Risk and danger often have associations with sexual excitement, and it is for this reason that a creampie could be considered to be an extremely exciting prospect for some men.
For some men, seeing their own cum ooze out of their lover’s hole after sex can be seen as somewhat of an achievement for them. They have a tendency to judge their success in this department by the amount of cum which they have expended.
While this concept of supposed accomplishment due to the amount of cum is extremely misguided, it can be a major turn-on for some men to see their sizeable load dripping out of their lover’s pussy.
For a large population of men, besides the achievement felt by seeing their cum oozing out after sex, it can simply be an extremely satisfying feeling to be able to achieve orgasm while inside their partner.
Overall, just knowing that you’re able to finish inside the person you’re having sex with, without worrying about condoms or having to pull out before orgasm, can be an extremely satisfying experience.
How Do Creampies in Porn Compare to Real Life?
Many guys who fantasise about the idea of a creampie in real life have seen it in porn in the past. This may have been a major turn-on for them and they may have an overwhelming desire to re-enact this concept in real life after having seen it on the screen.
The viewing of creampie scenes on porn sites has an exceptionally high number, ranking between 16th and 20th most searched across the globe. It can be difficult to determine whether our sexual desires are fueled by what we see in pornography, or whether the opposite is true.
Creampies in real life, however, tend to be different to those you see in porn. In porn, creampies tend to be faked using artificial sperm for various reasons.
Often there is not enough semen and we need to make it more obvious. Or sometimes the male performer won’t be able to cum so some special effects are needed. Sometimes the creampie can simply be too deep. Some vaginas seem to hold semen more than others in my experience so with some models you need to enhance the effect unless you are really aiming for authenticity.
The idea of faking a creampie shot is especially common in European porn because most models are not on birth control. Porn models and producers communicate before even booking a shoot so there are no surprises for either party.
How to ask for creampies with your partner?
The idea of being creampied might be extremely appealing to you as the man doing the penetrating, but it might not be as appealing an experience for your girl.
The prospect of being ejaculated on might be unappealing to people for a multitude of reasons, and all these reasons are extremely valid. For some girls, having cum inside or on their bodies is extremely unappealing.
Girls carry all the risks of unwanted pregnancy not to mention to the risk of contracting an STI. The important thing to note is that no girl needs to explain herself to you ior feel pressured, and so her saying “no” should be enough.
Consent is important in this situation, as it is an extremely violating act to ejaculate inside somebody without their permission. The consequences which could occur as a result of this could potentially be extremely severe, and so this is something that should be taken extremely seriously.
While it’s not your decision to make because it’s not your body in question, there are ways in which the prospect of a creampie can be discussed in a respectful manner.
This begins with clear communication as to what your fascination is with creampies, and why this is something you want to do. It will help for your partner to understand why this is so fascinating for you and what the appeal is for you to engage in this type of act.
Once you’ve received explicit consent from the girl, you will both be able to speak about what appeals to both of you in the experience, and what you both hope to gain from it. Is it the primal urges being fulfilled by unprotected sex? Is it perhaps the taboo and risk of being impregnated?
What If They Don’t Want To Be Creampied?
For some people, the prospect of a creampie is completely off-putting and it may not be something they will ever want to engage in. This is a decision you’ll have to respect at the end of the day, whether their reasons are out of concern over pregnancy or anything else.
If you’re in a committed relationship, it is possible that your partner’s affection for creampies may grow over time as they become more comfortable within themselves and within the relationship.
People’s sexual tastes have a tendency to evolve over time, and so there is a possibility that your partner will warm up to the idea over time. The important thing here is to ensure you don’t push the idea too much, as this will cause the person to retract further from the concept.
There are other ways in which you could experience something similar to a creampie without your partner needing to be present. This thrill that you may feel from ejaculating inside somebody else could possibly be fulfilled by ejaculating inside a sex toy or female condom, for example.
Conversations about creampies can be brought into your dirty talk in subtle ways, allowing you to gain the psychological thrill from the concept without actually engaging in the act.
Other Sexual Terms You Probably Haven’t Heard
Other than the creampie, there are numerous other sexual terms that you probably haven’t heard of, some similar in nature to the creampie.
Truffle Butter, a concept coined by Nicki Minaj, refers to the tan left around a girl’s vagina when moving from anal sex to vaginal sex. Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen, but who are we to judge, right?
A chode refers to a short, fat penis, but can also refer to a person who fits this description.
Bukkake is a gathering of guys who all stand around a woman and ejaculate onto her. Why, I’m not sure.
A Unicorn is usually a straight girl who joins a straight couple for a threesome.
Tossing salad refers to cunnilingus of the anus; or rimming as some call it.
Eskimo sisters are two women who have had sex with the same man.
A Bloodhound is a man who has no problem with having sex with a girl while she’s on her period. In some cases, he may even be extremely into it and may have a sort of fetish for this.
Scissoring, often referred to in the context of lesbian sex, involves two women rubbing their clitorises together. This is less common in real life than it is in porn, however.
Pegging, on the other hand, involves a woman wearing a strap-on dildo and penetrating her man in the asshole. This can be enjoyable for both parties, but this might take some major preparation on the man’s part if he is new to anal play.
Conclusion
While a creampie is a simple concept which refers to the most basic sexual act of humanity, it has become a somewhat taboo topic which has gained enormous popularity in pornography as well as in the bedroom.
Before trying to recreate this in real life, bear in mind that the end result may not be as exciting as the version you saw on your favorite porn site.